Are you a real classic mofo or a hipster? Then you know you need to have this cobra walking stick. What’s that? Your both legs are fully functional so why should you buy it? What are you, Spock? It’s classy and it looks good, what else do you need? If you keep asking such question we will show you another use for this cobra walking stick – that is hitting you on the head with it* ;)

* No, we would not really hit you on your head, we don’t condone violence. **
** We had to add this so we won’t get angry emails.***
*** We added this just to annoy you.