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Stanley Cup Tumbler – the hottest trendy product right now. Introducing the Stanley Cup Tumbler – not the one you lift over your head in a hockey rink, but the one you triumphantly raise at your desk after successfully…
50
This is the latest trend! Introducing the marvel of comfort and whimsy: slippers with moving ears! Step into a world of pure delight as these furry foot cozies not only hug your feet but also have ears that shimmy…
$28.99
Oh God, they finally found Nemo! Introducing “Jerzmy Cute Clown Fish Cloud Slides” – the footwear sensation that’s making a splash, both literally and figuratively! These aren’t just any slides; they’re like strapping a giggling clown fish to your…
$9.99
“P Is for Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever” is a literary masterpiece of alphabet confusion. If you’re tired of boring ABC books that follow the rules, this book is here to shake things up and leave you questioning…
$10.85
Introducing the “DIY at-Home Vasectomy Kit! Prank Box” – because nothing says “I trust my friends with sharp objects near my nether regions” quite like this hilarious gag gift! This box contains everything you need for a laugh, including…
$8.99
Introducing the Emergency Underpants Dispenser, a revolutionary product that promises to save the day when you find yourself in dire need of fresh undergarments. Designed for those unexpected moments when a change of underwear is a necessity, this compact…
$11.99
Are you tired of wearing boring slippers that look like everyone else’s? Do you want to spice up your life with some French flair? If so, you need to get yourself a pair of Baguette slippers! Baguette slippers are…
$9.99
Are you looking for a fun and relaxing way to spend your free time? Do you love dogs and puzzles? Then you need to check out the 101 Pooping Puppies Puzzle! This is not your ordinary jigsaw puzzle. This…
$19.99
This is the sourest candy in the world. Only the bravest of the brave (of the most foolish of the foolish) are able to eat it. Sour bath for your mouth. They are so sour they are called MEGA…
13.81
Yes, Black Friday, one of the most Not Safe For Wallet days, is here. It’s like our Holiday. Time to open your heart and wallet. Everyone wants your money so this is the best time to buy something because…
30-70% OFF!
Are you tired of boring doormats that don’t scare anyone? Look no further than the Sewer Pennywise Doormat! The Halloween is coming and it is time to scare all the visitors. This will work especially well with kids pestering…
$23
Yeah yeah we know, the joke almost writes itself: colonoscopy at home! (we kid we kid, do NOT do anything stupid). But there are other interesting and dirty places to explore: do you want to know what is in…
$17.99
Are you one of those people that find pickle Rick sexy and wondered how it would taste if you kissed it? Wonder no more. I’m Pickle Rick! I’m Pickle Rick!
$11.83
We always love salt and pepper shakers, there are so many funny varieties. Sharks are popular, salt comes from the sea, it is perfect. If only real sharks were that helpful, they would be perfect pets.
$16.95
Do you hate your neighbors gnomes he keeps on his garden but he is too strong or good with you to tell them to their face? Try passive aggression, it’s always a valid choice! They are gonna get a…
$24.99