Life is not only about fairy tales, princes and princesses. If you’re a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you’re a tree, most of your friends end up as tables, books, furniture or toilet paper. Life sucks for some so stop complaining if your lunch is not hot enough or if your smartphone is low on battery.
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