Picture this: You and your pals go to gym or to any other sports activity and they bring their red bull or gatorade energy drinks. Imagine their surprise and shock when you pull out this blood energy potion with bloody fingerprints all over. It has similar nutrients like real blood, it’s delicious and suitable for vampires (it’s garlic free!) and humans.
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