Breast Stress Toy

Did you know there are studies that say that staring at and squeezing boobs reduces stress? Yeah, we know what you are thinking (if you are male): We need to make studies and pay scientists to tell this? So whenever you have a stressful day and the real thing (on your better half of course) is not available just squeeze this toy. Oh, and don’t think this is just for mindless fun – this is marketed as an educational toy and an excellent gift for newly nursing moms and lactation counselors. Yes, they even say it makes a great giveaway item in support of women health and cancer awareness. Ah, those politically correct marketing guys! One more thing: for females there are also male parts alternatives to this toy – just look it up after the jump ;)