Bullsh*t Button

Imagine this : your friend starts telling you some unbelievable story. Your coworker start criticizing your work. Your girlfriend tells you you’ve been spending too much time playing games. Instead of saying it yourself just press this button and it will light up, buzz loudly and announce -“That was bullsh*t” or shout “Bullsh*t detected, take precautions” etc. No one will ever dare to bullsh*t you again after setting off the bullsh*t alarm.