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Oh God, they finally found Nemo! Introducing “Jerzmy Cute Clown Fish Cloud Slides” – the footwear sensation that’s making a splash, both literally and figuratively! These aren’t just any slides; they’re like strapping a giggling clown fish to your…
$9.99
“P Is for Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever” is a literary masterpiece of alphabet confusion. If you’re tired of boring ABC books that follow the rules, this book is here to shake things up and leave you questioning…
$10.85
Introducing the “DIY at-Home Vasectomy Kit! Prank Box” – because nothing says “I trust my friends with sharp objects near my nether regions” quite like this hilarious gag gift! This box contains everything you need for a laugh, including…
$8.99
Introducing the Emergency Underpants Dispenser, a revolutionary product that promises to save the day when you find yourself in dire need of fresh undergarments. Designed for those unexpected moments when a change of underwear is a necessity, this compact…
$11.99
Yes, Black Friday, one of the most Not Safe For Wallet days, is here. It’s like our Holiday. Time to open your heart and wallet. Everyone wants your money so this is the best time to buy something because…
30-70% OFF!
Yeah yeah we know, the joke almost writes itself: colonoscopy at home! (we kid we kid, do NOT do anything stupid). But there are other interesting and dirty places to explore: do you want to know what is in…
$17.99
Are you one of those people that find pickle Rick sexy and wondered how it would taste if you kissed it? Wonder no more. I’m Pickle Rick! I’m Pickle Rick!
$11.83
We always love salt and pepper shakers, there are so many funny varieties. Sharks are popular, salt comes from the sea, it is perfect. If only real sharks were that helpful, they would be perfect pets.
$16.95
Do you hate your neighbors gnomes he keeps on his garden but he is too strong or good with you to tell them to their face? Try passive aggression, it’s always a valid choice! They are gonna get a…
$24.99
You know how cats always follow you when the nature calls? Now imagine if they were useful too and brought you toilet paper or at least some tissue. Sadly, they are not dogs but here is the second best…
$36.18
Use this Official Batman Limited Edition Signal Lamp to call for help when you need it. No, lost remote does not count. If the Bat doesn’t shop up then there is one one logical conclusion: your problems are simply…
$299
This is the cutest thing ever. A cute animal has a real plant on their back. Perch on any glass or mug of clean water and the fabric tail will soak up water to feed the plants. Yeah, Science,…
$22.75
Do you want to control your own cockroach? Let the animal kingdom know the humans are still overlords. It is said that they are the only insect (or animal) that would survive the atomic bomb or apocalypse. Now imagine…
$159.99
Let’s go meta here.You use your toothbrush when brushing your teeth but when you are done you place it on the giant tooth! A real toothception. It can hold 4 toothbrushes, enough for entire family. If you are single…
$3.54
Apparently this is the latest craze (85% discount for limited time!).A small cube that you hold and play with it to relieve the stress. There are 6 sides (thank you captain obvious) on this cube and here is what…
$3.99