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Uh oh. You invite a nice girl (or a boy) over to your place, hoping for more, but you are to awkward to say it. It’s been over an hour and you two are still only talking. Here is…
$49.99
Hey you writers and hipsters, you cant use computer for writing. It is… not fashionable enough! Also, way too many distractions apparently You know how it goes.. you write 1 paragraph, then check Facebook, reddit , email..and an hour…
$499
Why would you want to wear this on your head? Why? Why? Really, why? Think about it, there is enough demand for this mask to be made. Mask of doo doo instead of your face.
$28.09
If you can’t live without delicious Mexican food then it is time to take it step further. Blandito is a comfortable cushion that turns you into a delicious burrito. I can be folded, wrapped, twisted, and of course, you…
H. R. Giger might have passed away but his spirit and creations are still among us. This might be the only instance of when people will actually be glad they are in the same room with xenomorph, aka Alien….
$59.56
Spring is here and it is time to put out those garden gnomes. but don’t be boring and put those standard ones. If you are watching The Walking Dead then this is the obvious choice. Zombie gnomes devouring a…
$37
If you are a cat person then you know one of the best things about having a cat is that you can annoy them. Dogs love everything you do but cats seems to be the opposite – they hate…
$10.90
We are surprised it took them so long. Lego Maze. It is built entirely from LEGO elements and it consists of a base frame and a simple tip and tilt mechanism made up of LEGO beams and axles. You…
$69.99
Those of you old enough will remember Masters of the Universe figurines. They were awesome, still are. Sadly not that popular anymore. If you are feeling nostalgic for these kind of figures then this will make you happy: He-Finn…
You know you want it. No, you need it! The chance to sleep with one true god – it doesn’t get closer than this for most of us. Those disarming eyes, that (chest) hair, that pose, those triceps and…
$4.50
Do you like rainbows or unicorns? Or maybe you live in a conservative state and want a subtle way of telling your family and friends about your dating preference? Maybe you are one of those people who still keep…
$6.99
Are you a trekkie with loads of money? This is probably the best looking replica of Star Trek Enterprise (2009 movie version). It is screen-accurate in every respect and entirely airbrushed by hand with some 24 colors of metallic…
$6,995
Delicious spam snacks, made out of spam and spam…. spam is good because spam spam… all american delicacy spam spam spam…also spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam…
$29.98
Luckily, the advances in electronics (Kindle etc) did not kill printed books. People just love to hold a real deal in their hands, not to mention it smells differently. Another great thing is that it you just cant have…
$35
We do not know what to think about this. Yeah, it is made in a Minecraft fashion but on the other hand – it is just a box. Not sure if extreme accuracy or extreme laziness. Yes, this item…