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This is the game of the future. You play it with the power of your mind. Not for weak minded and those who would fall for “These aren’t the droids you’re looking for” Jedi mind trick.
$43.20
This is the saddest book you will ever buy. A forever alone book. But hey, what can we do? We all need to eat, right? A perfect tongue-in-cheek gift for your single friend ;)
$13.57
I Want to Believe! The UFOs are here and you know it. When UFOs strike you will be ready. This UFO detector continually monitors its surrounding area for any magnetic and electromagnetic anomalies.
$74.95
Ah, yes, the infamous Mountain Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt. Now legendary on the internet, it is a babe magnet and it gives you special powers. Just read the reviews, you will see what we mean.
$7.50
Awwww, can you feel the love? Cute and functional salt and pepper shakers. Your girlfriend will love this gift because she will see it as your love statement to her. Ahhh.. women and their logic.
$7.99
Drones are all the rage now. Control this Quadricopter with your iPod touch, iPhone, iPad, and Android Devices. Snap photos and get live HD video stream on your mobile. Imagine the possibilities ;)
$299.95
This is the best thing since someone had an idea to join chess and boxing. Perfect for cocktail parties, fraternities, and sororities. Simple to play: get jumped you drink, get crowned, drink twice.
$23.95
This is what every party needs. Stop using that bottle, this is much better. Pour a shot into the shot glass (provided), spin the wheel and whomever the arrow points to must drink. Kissing optional.
$9.99
Forget about the fish, have this cool ant farm instead. Just add some ants and watch as your ants explore, discover, and dig new tunnels. It’s a great “How does nature work?” gift.
$22.19
“Come to mama Slothy, come on hmm?” Don’t worry, this time mama promises not to drop you. Scare the children with this real looking Sloth mask. Does not come with candy bar and Chunk.
$42
Fight back Jony Ive flat design with this skeuomorphic Leather Book Case & Wallet. It’s an iPhone case and a wallet. Handmade, genuine leather, includes wallet pockets for ID, cards and cash.
$59.99
How many times have you wished your child to sleep but they simply don’t? Probably every night. It’s time to cut the BS and tell them directly: Dear child, I love you but it’s time for you to Go…
$5.94
How many times did you start the water only to burn yourself because it was too hot? This LED Sink Faucet will turn water blue or red, depending on the water temperature. No batteries needed!
$3.69
Always the joker, aren’t you? Here is the chance to shine. Penis Egg Fryer is a great gift for your or you friends. A really eggtastic experience. Adults only and perfect for bachelorette & party supplies.
$9.00
Isn’t this like the greatest ironic “toy” in the world? You actually light fire with – fire extinguisher! Perfect gift for any smoker or just as ironic gift.
$3.99