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Replace your ordinary land line phone with this Skull Telephone. Who doesn’t need this? It has LED eyes that light up when the phone is ringing. When you answer you remove part of the skull which makes it even…
$19.99
Oh how we wish we had this when we were kids. Your own Ice Hockey Rink right next to your house. The kids will love it, you will love it, the neighbors will be jealous. Of course you can…
$199.99
Is this Gaben or David? The times have long changed since Michelangelo made his famous sculpture. How would he have looked today, in a time where fast food and sodas are the new “normal”? This is how! Cast in…
$117.90
Do you have a naughty child, friend or boss that you know doesn’t deserve (or they are so rich or happy that they don’t need) anything but their birthday or some holiday is approaching and you are expected to…
$0.99
There are so many things that can go wrong and make us upset but why torture yourself? Sometimes the only right way is to cut your loses, say F**K IT and move on, there is no good in keeping…
$1.13
Give the middle finger to your house to open the door. No, wait, this sounds bad. Middle finger your way into your house by inserting this key to the door key hole. Oh God, this sounded even worse. Let’s…
$14.97
We all loved to build forts when we were kids. Cardboard boxes, blankets, even parts of furniture. Today’s kids have it so easy – you can now own their own Pillow Fort Construction Kit. It is not only for…
$87
Is there are person in your life that you love to hate? That hurt you or someone you love? That cheated (on) you? This is the best feel-good revenge you can get for 10 bucks! It’s a clear toilet…
$9.95
Forget about all those ultra expensive Rolex-es or all those 50-in-1 gadget watches. This is the best watch anyone can own. Period. It’s brand new and officially licensed watch showing John Cleese from iconic Monty Python’s Flying Circus doing…
$40.99
Getting a STD for Christmas has never been so exciting! What a great gag gift. Give this to a hot girl you like and you will be able to tell everyone, and you wont be lying, that you gave…
$8.95
Ah, Japan, the home of all the weird stuff. Why buy your kid something only for fun when you can buy him something funny AND useful? Enter Remote radio controlled mop. Let your kids play and clean your apartment…
$29
We live in the tough times since the 2008 stock crash so we all need to save some money. Where to put it so we won’t take it at the next opportunity? Put it in Emergency Money Box. Add…
$11.93
Mondays! Who doesn’t hate Mondays? Everyone hates them. The weekend is over, the work week has just started, it is 5 days until weekend again, the boss is annoying, customers are calling and there is a lot of work…
$24
Cats love to play and they love to smack or jump everything that moves. This Whack-A-Mouse Cat Toy is so fun that your cat will play for hours before getting tired of it – your hand will fall out…
$9.99
They destroy everything valuable, they crap everywhere, they cost you a lot, they can’t do a thing without you but we still love them. No, we are not talking about your pets. It’s the kids. Let everyone know about…
$20