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This is by far the best and the scariest zombie makeup you can buy. Use the zipper to reveal the gross interior of your face. It includes spirit gum and remover, sponge, brush, zipper, fake blood and makeup. With…
$8.51
Here is something fresh and weird – a melting clock. Inspired by Salvador Dali, this melting clock is a head turner and great conversation starter with your guests at home. When they ask you why do you have it…
$10.65
Do not be jealous about all those rich celebrities and movie stars because here is a way to literary cover yourself with the money, even sleep with it. It’s 1 million dollars all over your body. Feel like all…
$12.98
He was so dreamy in the Drive. You can now keep Ryan Gosling close to you with these Hey Ryan Gosling Earrings. If you ever wished to see Ryan Gosling’s face staring back at yours all day then despair…
$16
You know those Germans, they always need to have their beer. During the wars you could not get a glass mug just everywhere so they used the real boots. We don’t even want to speculate how it tasted and…
$22.13
Electro man is a fun alternative to the standard, clunky multi-plug. This will get noticed by every guest, guaranteed. It’s legs and arms have three-prong sockets with enough room even for the biggest adapter. What’s more is that it…
$14.99
Away with the usual and boring salt and pepper shakers. Spice up your kitchen and wow your guests with this Battery salt and pepper shakers. You will have people asking you “Why do you have batteries on your counter?”….
$9.66
Forget about those ordinary stick figures. Zombie Family Car Stickers are much better and funnier way to tell the world about your family members. Now you can identify all the zombies in the family van with this 9-piece set….
$9.52
Why have the boring heart necklace when you can have this awesome Intestines Necklace. It is great for Halloween and for every day. We are not exactly surer what message do you wan’t to send with this one but…
$19
Nooooooooooooo! It has come to this. Darth Vader as a pumpkin. This Halloween you will join the Dark Side with this cool pumpkin push-ins. This time saying “Turn any pumpkin into Darth Vader” doesn’t sound weird. The best effect…
$23.50
Every knows that Nutella is the best tasting chocolate / hazelnut cream in the world. Maybe even in the galaxy. You can now own this Giant 11 lbs Nutella jar that will supply you with this sweet nectar for…
$74.99
Finally – you can tell someone to “Eat a d*ick!” or “Eat a bag of d*cks” and they will not be offended because all you are being is a good host who is offering them some delicious pasta. “I…
$2.73
Your friends, for now, can welcome a new overlord. Do you want to look like an elder god? Frighten children while keeping your head warm? This is the hat for you. You start as a human and then you…
$9.45
Out with the boring orange flames. Simply throw 1 to 3 pouches into a fire and watch the flames magically change colors. People will be baffled but you just tell them you are friend with Gandalf. Several colors and…
$17
Why use our hands or even normal knife when you can open your letter is style with this Double Edged Sword Letter Opener. This is how Eddard Stark was opening his letters. Beautiful ornament by itself.
$15.99