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The economy has gone down the toilet so it is only appropriate to wipe your butt with the money. Also suitable for people who want to know how rich people live. It’s All About the Benjamins.
$6.95
This super-bizzaro clock, based on surrealist maestro Salvador Dali’s famous painting, might look strange, might be strange but despite its unique and puzzling looks it tells the time with perfect accuracy.
$14
Bacon. The best thing coming out of an animal. Everyone loves bacon. Show everyone how much you love bacon with this bacon wallet. No, it is not greasy. Yes, you can ironically put bacon in it.
$10.19
You do not have a girlfriend? Are you forever alone? Do not worry, this is a perfect substitute for cuddling and feeling loved. It’s perfect: always ready for bed, perfect size to snuggle up to and has boobies.
$24.99
Oh the irony. R2-D2 saved our heroes from the trash compactor and now he is turned into a trash can? R2-D2 really is so useful. It is 60cm in height so the force is definitely strong with this one.
$236
Turn your bathroom into the set of a horror or a Hitchcock film and scare people with this blood bath mat. Gruesome, bloody, and absolutely offensive, the Blood Bath Mat is a must have.
$13.99
You come to work in the morning and pour some coffee to your bowl. You sit on your chair, look your coworkers dead in the eye and raise your gun. They are shocked while you calmly take a sip…
$11.71
No need to take your guitar with you. This T-shirt is functional electric guitar. People will be impressed when they you start playing out of the blue. Also available as keyboards and drums T-shirts.
$32.90 - $39.95
You think you will never be like celebrity millionaires, let alone billionaire like Bill Gates? Wrong! Have at least a moral and humorous win and be a trillionare! Yes, have 100 trillion dollars in just one bill.
$3.80
That’s right. This is a fully functional potato powered clock. You just need to add potatoes, plug it in and it will work. No batteries needed, potato gives the power. Your kids will absolutely love this science experiment.
$11.20
No wonder they have no brains..at least not functional. Use this zombie as a bottle opener. Do not worry, you will not get infected. Just avoid getting bitten or scratched by it and you’ll be fine!
$13
Now let’s be fair. The clothes you wore for few days don’t exactly smell nice. Same with socks and underwear that you just flipped inside out for 2 days use. In fact, they smell so bad like they were…
$15
Despite having the latest iPhones some of us still miss the old times. You can now get all your memories back with these great cases: Hard Disk Drive, Old Nokia, Pills, Calculator, Nintendo Controllers and much more.
$9.99
Not everyone can be a Jedi but everyone can have this Jedi Bath Robe. You can be with Jedi’s or serve the dark side. Bath Robe available: Jedi and Jedi Kid, Darth Vader, Chewbacca, Yoda and more
$45
There’s always money in the soap! That’s right, no excuse for being dirty now. The soap bar contains money in the middle – either a $1, $5, $10, $20, or even a $50 bill! Kids will love the incentive.
$11.00