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Yo! A cool Gansta Baby Pacifier for your baby. Don’t let the fact that your baby has no teeth hold them back from expressing their inner balla’! 100% safe, B.P.A.free.
$6.97
This is the game of the future. You play it with the power of your mind. Not for weak minded and those who would fall for “These aren’t the droids you’re looking for” Jedi mind trick.
$43.20
This is the saddest book you will ever buy. A forever alone book. But hey, what can we do? We all need to eat, right? A perfect tongue-in-cheek gift for your single friend ;)
$13.57
I Want to Believe! The UFOs are here and you know it. When UFOs strike you will be ready. This UFO detector continually monitors its surrounding area for any magnetic and electromagnetic anomalies.
$74.95
Ah, yes, the infamous Mountain Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt. Now legendary on the internet, it is a babe magnet and it gives you special powers. Just read the reviews, you will see what we mean.
$7.50
This is the best thing since someone had an idea to join chess and boxing. Perfect for cocktail parties, fraternities, and sororities. Simple to play: get jumped you drink, get crowned, drink twice.
$23.95
Every man’s dream comes true with this Cologne Spray. Forget AXE, it’s for babies. Sex Panther Cologne Spray is the real deal. Instant confidence boost will make you irresistible to women.
$33.95
This is what every party needs. Stop using that bottle, this is much better. Pour a shot into the shot glass (provided), spin the wheel and whomever the arrow points to must drink. Kissing optional.
$9.99
Life is not only about fairy tales, princes and princesses. If you’re a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you’re a tree, most of your friends end up as tables, books, furniture or toilet paper. Life sucks…
$8.96
“Come to mama Slothy, come on hmm?” Don’t worry, this time mama promises not to drop you. Scare the children with this real looking Sloth mask. Does not come with candy bar and Chunk.
$42
How many times have you wished your child to sleep but they simply don’t? Probably every night. It’s time to cut the BS and tell them directly: Dear child, I love you but it’s time for you to Go…
$5.94
How many times did you start the water only to burn yourself because it was too hot? This LED Sink Faucet will turn water blue or red, depending on the water temperature. No batteries needed!
$3.69
What is the first thing MacGyver does in the morning? He defuses his Bomb Alarm Clock. Pressing the red button will initiate a countdown. No better way to wake up than in fear of explosion.
$39.90
Always the joker, aren’t you? Here is the chance to shine. Penis Egg Fryer is a great gift for your or you friends. A really eggtastic experience. Adults only and perfect for bachelorette & party supplies.
$9.00
You love your kid and that is why Mustache Pacifier is the perfect gift. Just like the father (that is you, silly!) the son can also be a gentleman with this cool pacifier and impress other female babies.
$9.95