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We all hate it when alarm clock wakes us up in the morning even though we’ve set it. Now you can shoot the damn alarm clock to stop it from ringing. And then go back to sleep.
$24.25
Isn’t this like the greatest ironic “toy” in the world? You actually light fire with – fire extinguisher! Perfect gift for any smoker or just as ironic gift.
$3.99
Don’t worry if you have just few dollars. With this wallet it will always look like you are loaded with $100 bills! This wallet would have even Xzibit confused! It’s like putting money in the money.
$18.15
Have you ever wondered how it would be if you drank from a toilet? Well, wonder no more, now you can do it without being judged. You can also store spices,candies or anything else in it. Large cup.
$10.11
If you buy this thinking it would be fun for your kids…. then you are wrong. It’s great for the entire family. Super bright lights and amazing colors. It’s like taking a shower under a rainbow!
$39.99
Gone are the days when we had to use our hands to scratch you-know-what. Here is the Silver Plated Ballscratcher and it is used to scratch, you guessed it, your balls.The ultimate tool for the modern man.
$9.55
Many men secretly wan’t it but only few are willing to admit it! Handful Boobie Creamer is a great gag gift. It holds creamer for your coffee, it’s soft and squeezable. Now if only one could have two. Wait..you…
$5.77
Finally you can Like the things in real life too. But much more importantly, you can Dislike them! You see anything that you don’t like – just stamp the Dislike stamp on it and show you disapproval! Let everyone…
$5.70
Do you have so much money that you don’t know how to spend it? Why not buy Willie Gillis: Package from Home by Norman Rockwell,painted in 1941? Just look at the price. Look at it!
$4,850,000
We all hate it when we get hurt and need bandages but what if we told you they can come in the shape of tasty bacon strips? It suddenly doesn’t sound that bad anymore,doesn’t it?
$6.12
Imagine you are furrie, have feet fetish and your feet is constantly cold! Despair no more, Grizzly Bear Paw Slippers for Women and Men are here to save the day! Lady foxes will love it!
$21.99
A CD that every real American should have and CD that every real German already owns! When he is not busy tearing down the Berlin wall and uniting Germany the Hoff sings us these angelic tunes. Let us all…
$15.83
A “trophy” that any hunting buddy can appreciate, maybe over a brew or two. Deer Rear with Bottle Opener, giving new meaning to the term “the business end”!
$99
The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny (not to mention practical) addition to any bathroom or shower stall. Just squeeze the nose, and gel will ooze out from the right nostril.
$6.95
If you can buy Accoutrements Magical Unicorn Mask then it is only fair that you can also buy Canned Unicorn Meat. It’s an excellent source of sparkles and when you go to toilet the rainbows start to..uhm…you’ll see it…
$12.99