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Yes, Black Friday, one of the most Not Safe For Wallet days, is here. It’s like our Holiday. Time to open your heart and wallet. Everyone wants your money so this is the best time to buy something because…
30-70% OFF!
Are you so poor you can’t afford a real house? Despair no more, this is a cheap solution for people like you. The best thing is it is fully furnished. Yes, with TV , bed and all in it….
$36000
Use this Official Batman Limited Edition Signal Lamp to call for help when you need it. No, lost remote does not count. If the Bat doesn’t shop up then there is one one logical conclusion: your problems are simply…
$299
Let’s go meta here.You use your toothbrush when brushing your teeth but when you are done you place it on the giant tooth! A real toothception. It can hold 4 toothbrushes, enough for entire family. If you are single…
$3.54
Forget about the lions, deer or dinosaurs. This Wall Mounted Squirrel Head is the funniest prop you can put on the wall. Friends will laugh and even gasp, because it looks so real. You can then tell them the…
$17.95
What is this? Looks like remains of some animals. That is correct, these are the pellets (or castings) of a Long-eared Owl. They consist of undigested fur, feathers, bills, claws, teeth, skulls and bones of the prey animals. Why…
$13.50
Hey you writers and hipsters, you cant use computer for writing. It is… not fashionable enough! Also, way too many distractions apparently You know how it goes.. you write 1 paragraph, then check Facebook, reddit , email..and an hour…
$499
If you can’t live without delicious Mexican food then it is time to take it step further. Blandito is a comfortable cushion that turns you into a delicious burrito. I can be folded, wrapped, twisted, and of course, you…
We are not sure if this is winning at productivity or losing at life. This is not a normal computer desk..we cant even call this a desk. It’s some futurist Wall-E kind of workstation where you can sit, stand,…
$6,000
Have you ever wondered why are garbage cans so boring and how it would be cool if they were more attractive? Your worries have been solved. You can now dress your garbage can in jeans. Well, not real jeans…
$4.88
They say you haven’t really experienced pooping until you tried it in Japan. For all of you that have, you can now own something similar in the good ol’ west. We are still far from Japanese but we are…
$369.97
Kylo Ren vs The Rain. Who will win? It really feels way more like Star Wars season than it does Christmas this year, doesn’t it? Just about eery thing that can be turned into a toy or useful tool…
$19
Why oh why did you have those burritos or beans for breakfast when you knew that you have to get to work or have important meeting that day? Farting in the presence of other people is not what one…
$12.95
Why not do something different this Christmas? Why not turn it around this time – literally. This is a great opportunity to see how Australians celebrate their Christmas. Upside Down Christmas Tree is a head scratcher for sure. Why…
$792
If the title didn’t confuse you enough, let us ask you a question: is there anything worse and more painful, in a fist world problem sense of course, than stepping on a Lego brick with your bare feet (or…