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Oh God, they finally found Nemo! Introducing “Jerzmy Cute Clown Fish Cloud Slides” – the footwear sensation that’s making a splash, both literally and figuratively! These aren’t just any slides; they’re like strapping a giggling clown fish to your…
$9.99
“P Is for Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever” is a literary masterpiece of alphabet confusion. If you’re tired of boring ABC books that follow the rules, this book is here to shake things up and leave you questioning…
$10.85
Introducing the “DIY at-Home Vasectomy Kit! Prank Box” – because nothing says “I trust my friends with sharp objects near my nether regions” quite like this hilarious gag gift! This box contains everything you need for a laugh, including…
$8.99
Introducing the Emergency Underpants Dispenser, a revolutionary product that promises to save the day when you find yourself in dire need of fresh undergarments. Designed for those unexpected moments when a change of underwear is a necessity, this compact…
$11.99
Are you tired of wearing boring slippers that look like everyone else’s? Do you want to spice up your life with some French flair? If so, you need to get yourself a pair of Baguette slippers! Baguette slippers are…
$9.99
Are you looking for a fun and relaxing way to spend your free time? Do you love dogs and puzzles? Then you need to check out the 101 Pooping Puppies Puzzle! This is not your ordinary jigsaw puzzle. This…
$19.99
Yes, Black Friday, one of the most Not Safe For Wallet days, is here. It’s like our Holiday. Time to open your heart and wallet. Everyone wants your money so this is the best time to buy something because…
30-70% OFF!
Yeah yeah we know, the joke almost writes itself: colonoscopy at home! (we kid we kid, do NOT do anything stupid). But there are other interesting and dirty places to explore: do you want to know what is in…
$17.99
Are you one of those people that find pickle Rick sexy and wondered how it would taste if you kissed it? Wonder no more. I’m Pickle Rick! I’m Pickle Rick!
$11.83
We always love salt and pepper shakers, there are so many funny varieties. Sharks are popular, salt comes from the sea, it is perfect. If only real sharks were that helpful, they would be perfect pets.
$16.95
Do you hate your neighbors gnomes he keeps on his garden but he is too strong or good with you to tell them to their face? Try passive aggression, it’s always a valid choice! They are gonna get a…
$24.99
This is the cutest thing ever. A cute animal has a real plant on their back. Perch on any glass or mug of clean water and the fabric tail will soak up water to feed the plants. Yeah, Science,…
$22.75
Don’t you hate it when someone tells a (bad) and clearly intended pun and then adds “pun not intended”. Like, they want to imply they are not only funny but also smart, because, you see, they just unintentionally, on…
$19.99
Let’s go meta here.You use your toothbrush when brushing your teeth but when you are done you place it on the giant tooth! A real toothception. It can hold 4 toothbrushes, enough for entire family. If you are single…
$3.54
Apparently this is the latest craze (85% discount for limited time!).A small cube that you hold and play with it to relieve the stress. There are 6 sides (thank you captain obvious) on this cube and here is what…
$3.99