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The economy has gone down the toilet so it is only appropriate to wipe your butt with the money. Also suitable for people who want to know how rich people live. It’s All About the Benjamins.
$6.95
You do not have a girlfriend? Are you forever alone? Do not worry, this is a perfect substitute for cuddling and feeling loved. It’s perfect: always ready for bed, perfect size to snuggle up to and has boobies.
$24.99
That’s right. This is a fully functional potato powered clock. You just need to add potatoes, plug it in and it will work. No batteries needed, potato gives the power. Your kids will absolutely love this science experiment.
$11.20
No wonder they have no brains..at least not functional. Use this zombie as a bottle opener. Do not worry, you will not get infected. Just avoid getting bitten or scratched by it and you’ll be fine!
$13
Do you have a joker in your family that constantly tries some crappy jokes on someone? Now it’s payback time. Phantom Keystroker makes random mouse movements, types out odd garbage text and phrases and more.
$18.49
Why settle for ordinary toys when you can have something infinitely cooler, like this USB-powered desktop aquarium. It has LED lights, adjustable overhead light, LCD calendar with time and much more.
$33.83
This Portable Roll Up Piano is excellent choice for all you music lovers and musician wannabees. We can’t always take out large keyboard with us but you can take this roll up keyboard.
$29.45
For all you Halo fans, this is the ultimate gear to own. Blow away your friends this Halloween with this awesome Master Chief Costume. You’ll get universal recognition wherever you go.
$549.99
Bananagrams is the most popular toy / game on Amazon. Yes, even more than Scrabble and Monopoly! It is exciting and challenging to play this game with adults, but it can be fun to include the kids.
$13.50
Imagine playing game like chess but with a freaking lasers! Khet Laser Game uses Egyptian mirrors and modern, eye-safe lasers to illuminate opponents and win the game. Winner of multiple awards.
$29.41
After the success of Darth Vader and Son we get another beautiful and funny story – Vader and his little princess Lea. Darth Vader is a dad like any other—except, you know, he’s Dark Lord of the Sith.
$10.88
One of the saddest things about growing up is that you outgrow your favorite bikes. Despair no more, here is awesome tricycle for adults. Roll with it and you’ll bring all girls to your yard!
$899.99
Dear Mother of God! Imagine driving your bicycle, minding your own business when suddenly this guys stops next to you at red light. Instant heart attack. Is it Nicholas Cage? Or is it the Grim Reaper?
$7.97
“You shall not pass!” Say it again now with your own LEGO Gandalf figurine. Build all 6 highly detailed floors of The Tower of Orthanc filled with fascinating movie-related details.
$199.99
For all you retro video games nerds who like to play cards we have this nice pack of Super Mario Bros Playing Cards. Princess, Luigi, Mario – they are all these. All drawn in nice 8-bit graphics.
$11.75