Decapitator Bottle Opener

Dear God, what a product name. Decapitator! Don’t worry, it only decapitates beer / bottled drink bottle caps. It is the coolest bottle opener you will see. Put it over a capped bottle, firmly push and the cap will meet it;s its gruesome death, bottle will be decapitated. There is a magnetic feature that will hold the cap after it is decapitated. I don’t think we have ever used so many gruesome words for any product description. It’s jut a beer bottle opener, for Pete’s sake!