Digital Fireplace Christmas Sweater

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE! THIS DIGITAL FIREPLACE CHRISTMAS SWEATER IS AWESOME BEYOND BELIEF. AT FIRST GLANCE YOU ARE WEARING THIS UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER, RIGHT? BUT WAIT, THERE IS MORE! THERE IS A SMALL POCKET IN FRONT OF THIS SWEATER WHERE YOU CAN INSERT YOUR SMARTPHONE. NEAT, HUH? BUT WAIT, THERE IS MORE! YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THE FREE FIREPLACE APP SO THERE WILL BE A ANIMATED FIRE (WITH SOUND!) INSIDE THE FIREPLACE ON YOUR SWEATER. NOW THIS IS A GAME CHANGER! YOU WILL GO INSTANTLY FROM “WTF WERE YOU THINKING?” TO “DUUUUDE,THIS IS AWESOME BEYOND BELIEF.”