Imagine this scenario: You are a female and you visited your friend. You two are in a room then suddenly there is a thick smoke. Fire! What to do? Well, if you wear this Ebbra you can simply unzip it and put it on your face to cover your mouth and nose. There is more, you can give the other half to your friend. What is even better is that your bra has a inbuilt radiation sensor that will alert you of the presence of ionizing radiation in the event of a “dirty” bomb explosion or any other type of nuclear release involving high energy gamma rays.
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