Internet Connected Egg Tray

Is there anything worse that waking up before going to work on Monday, going to kitchen to prepare yourself (or your kids) a nice ham & eggs breakfast only to realize you have no eggs anymore? It’s times like this when life seems not worth living anymore, right? Despair no more because Internet Connected Egg Tray will make your life worth living again! Not only does this egg tray tell you (on your smartphone, from anywhere!) how many eggs there are but it tells you when they expire as well. This is what smartphones were made for, right?