Dear Sir, it is my honor serving you, take this pen as a gesture of appreciation. It is such a easy but powerful way to feel like a king and royalty when you glance at this brave knight, kneeling and offering you a pen. You can make him hold something else, even your smartphone, but the best is the included pen of course. As a gag, you can put Executive Knight Pen Holder on the dinner table and let him hold toothpick for when you are finished with the lunch. As for the kneeling knight, if he might ask you what is his purpose in life, tell him that his purpose is to hold you a pen. That is his purpose. To pass the pen. If he complains, tell him you will demote him to pass the butter ;)