Dear God, what is this? Kill it… kill the spider/facehugger with fire (or nuke it from the orbit, it’s the only way to be sure!) before it eats (or worse, impregnates) you. Spiders scare the crap out of us. Wait, wat? It is not a spider? Then what is it? A tablet, smartphone or camera holder? Oh.. Carry on then. So this scary looking positioning device has adjustable joints that can hold your smart-device in almost any direction or position. It changes shape and grabs on to nearly anything so you can be hands free anywhere. If you are brave then place it on your stomach while you lie don at night and watch some horror movie on your tablet. Just thinking about it gives us nightmares.
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