If for some reason you want to smell like a meat and freshly fried bacon (it is a great smell, we admit) then this is the soap for you. The manliest smell you can imagine, beside the sweat. Just a word of advice – resist the temptation to eat this soap when you are showering. It will smell so delicious but take our word for it (we learned the lesson the hard way), it DOESN’T taste like bacon. The smell of bacon is very specific so maybe you might not get the attention of the hottest females in the town but being follow by a large hungry guys and dogs who think you are then Cesar Millan is not that bad too, isn’t it?
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