Middle Finger House Key

Give the middle finger to your house to open the door. No, wait, this sounds bad. Middle finger your way into your house by inserting this key to the door key hole. Oh God, this sounded even worse. Let’s just skip the tag line and say that this is a fun way to customize your door key. It’s a perfect gift for those liking the jokes, it is made of solid brass and can be cut down at any hardware store to fit.