Willy Shaped Pasta – Rude Food
Finally – you can tell someone to “Eat a d*ick!” or “Eat a bag of d*cks” and they will not be offended because all you are being is a good...
Handmade Cthulhu Ski Mask
Your friends, for now, can welcome a new overlord. Do you want to look like an elder god? Frighten children while keeping your head warm? This is the hat for...
The Goatee Shaving Template
I bet you never imagined such products exists. Goateesaver is a shaving template designed to shape and form your goatee. You can really maintains a perfectly shaped goatee with this...
White Wristband 16GB USB
No matter where you keep them those small USB sticks keep disappearing. Imagine you loose or someone steals your USB stick with some (too) personal photos. Solution is wristband 16GB...
Mystical Fire Campfire
Out with the boring orange flames. Simply throw 1 to 3 pouches into a fire and watch the flames magically change colors. People will be baffled but you just tell...
Double Edged Sword Letter Opener
Why use our hands or even normal knife when you can open your letter is style with this Double Edged Sword Letter Opener. This is how Eddard Stark was opening...
100 Dollar Bill Toilet Roll
The economy has gone down the toilet so it is only appropriate to wipe your butt with the money. Also suitable for people who want to know how rich people...
Dali Wall Clock
This super-bizzaro clock, based on surrealist maestro Salvador Dali’s famous painting, might look strange, might be strange but despite its unique and puzzling looks it tells the time with perfect...
Never Soggy Cereal Bowl
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day they say and for most of us the cereal with milk is the food of choice. But cereal becomes soggy and...
Bacon Wallet
Bacon. The best thing coming out of an animal. Everyone loves bacon. Show everyone how much you love bacon with this bacon wallet. No, it is not greasy. Yes, you...
Girlfriend Pillow
You do not have a girlfriend? Are you forever alone? Do not worry, this is a perfect substitute for cuddling and feeling loved. It’s perfect: always ready for bed, perfect...
Star Wars R2-D2 Trash Can
Oh the irony. R2-D2 saved our heroes from the trash compactor and now he is turned into a trash can? R2-D2 really is so useful. It is 60cm in height...
Blood Bath Mat
Turn your bathroom into the set of a horror or a Hitchcock film and scare people with this blood bath mat. Gruesome, bloody, and absolutely offensive, the Blood Bath Mat...
The Gun Mug
You come to work in the morning and pour some coffee to your bowl. You sit on your chair, look your coworkers dead in the eye and raise your gun....
Dog Toilet Bowl
No matter how nice drinking bowl we give them dogs and cats prefer – toilet! Unfortunately toilet water is dirty. So trick them use this drinking bowl that looks like...