You just had this great lunch made by your friends and your are sitting and chatting with them (or maybe you are at school, public building or bus) when you feel it – the wrong kind of gas knocking on the heavens (more like hell) door. Most people are doomed but not you – you are prepared because you have Subtle Butt! You stuck one of those disposable gas neutralizers (saving graces as we call them) in the right place at the right time so you’re ready for a chili cook-off. Subtle Butt disposable gas neutralizers are thin, discreet, self-adhesive to clothing and made from antimicrobial activated charcoal technology.
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