“P Is for Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever” is a literary masterpiece of alphabet confusion. If you’re tired of boring ABC books that follow the rules, this book is here to shake things up and leave you questioning your entire language education.

In this delightful linguistic adventure, you’ll find that ‘A’ is not for ‘Apple’ but for ‘Aisle’ (because who needs fruit when you’re lost in a supermarket?), ‘B’ is not for ‘Ball’ but for ‘Bdellium’ (the perfect word for when you can’t find your ball in the jungle), and ‘C’ is not for ‘Cat’ but for ‘Czar’ (because every kid dreams of having a czar as a pet, right?). If you’re looking for a book that will have your child and you scratching your heads together, “P Is for Pterodactyl” is the hilariously confusing choice.

This book isn’t just educational; it’s also a fantastic way to torment unsuspecting adults who thought they knew their ABCs. Try reading it to a group of grown-ups and watch them squirm as they attempt to pronounce words like ‘Xerxes’ for ‘X’ and ‘Yacht’ for ‘Y.’ “P Is for Pterodactyl” is the ideal gift for anyone who wants to embrace the absurdity of our beautifully bizarre English language and laugh until their alphabet soup comes out of their noses.