Finally – you can tell someone to “Eat a d*ick!” or “Eat a bag of d*cks” and they will not be offended because all you are being is a good host who is offering them some delicious pasta. “I bet these d*cks would feel good in your mouth” has never sounded so innocent. Try it with your girlfriend, wife or secret crush.
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