Take the tie wearing to another level. Forget about silk and whatever soft material the usual ties are made of and wear a tie made of wood. Yes, a real locally sourced reclaimed wood, made in USA, hard as a ..uhmm.. only wood can be. Why would you wear a wooden tie? Well, why not? Why do we need to stay within the rules and expectations that society has forced upon us? That’t right! If someone objects, say “Yeah I’m wearing a wooden tie. What are you gonna do about it? I like it, ladies love it…u jelly?”. It is also a fantastic gift for tie lovers and those, who belie that have all the ties in the world. We can assure you they will not have this so it will be a pleasant surprise when you gift it to them.
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